momunofu:

I found your street on google maps

image

(via messygodtier)

lokihasafamily:

You tell ‘em, Robert.

(Source: pinevansworth, via messygodtier)

otterboox:

if one door opens when another door closes your house is probably haunted and you should move

(Source: rhubabe, via candyfromavan)

ichewonpushpins:

runatic-lavings:

Look what happens when you ring up Land O Lakes butter on a grocery store cash register.

Also, Land O’Lakes Omega-3 Eggs ring up as “LOL OMG EGGS”, which is quite possibly the best thing ever.

ichewonpushpins:

runatic-lavings:

Look what happens when you ring up Land O Lakes butter on a grocery store cash register.

Also, Land O’Lakes Omega-3 Eggs ring up as “LOL OMG EGGS”, which is quite possibly the best thing ever.

(via candyfromavan)

everymanhybrid-fandom:

highfiveshiningstrike:

geoffreytoday:

I hope that’s cleared things up.

Also, all snapback fedoras should be set ablaze on sight.

FUCKING

THANK YOU

(via candyfromavan)

davidtennantssideburns:

there, i summarized their entire relationship for you

(via demigod-of-camelot)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i hate when its too hot to sleep with a blanket because that means that im not safe

(via eritchi)

yaoiforlife:

piedude:

c0madream:

trixation:

some more life hacks for ya’ll

That pinky one…why couldnt they have showed me that at COLLEGE

This reminds me of the time before life hacks showed us stuff like how to break into a house.

WHY WOULD YOU PUT MONEY IN A CHAP STICK TUBE!? DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN PEOPLE LOSE THOSE THINGS!

(via popedaddy)

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

image

I ship it

(via fullof-grace)